Alphabet Superset: Haiku

Each week this page will be updated by 8pm on Sunday with a new haiku on a topic that begins with the next letter of the alphabet.

Alarm Clock

WHO? wHat da—When?—oh…
DAMN OUT-OF-BODY ALERT!
—i’m safe.—i’m alive…

Binder Clip

Plastic lost? Go METAL!
Why buy new? SAVE! Have style NOW!
Pinch, grip, clamp and GLAM!

Carpet

Plush city streets sprawl
textrued knees crawl; me and town
incorporated.

[D] (TBD)